Third Theft [Video post]

[thief_senses]

[The video comes on and for the second time this month appears the raccoon constable himself. Though this time he isn't has happy as he was last time. His face is fallen and he seems to be in an alleyway this time. He looks at something off screen for a moment before turning back to the camera with a frown.]

I...don't know if anyone is missing this guy or not but I found...well he's a tiny orange guy. Looks like he might be someone's pet? Or...used to be. Can anyone tell me who this guy belongs to? I need to talk to them. It's kind of important.

Comments

[bye_to_yer_head]

I got shot off a roof. Th' bloke that did it ain't walking too well either.

[thief_senses]

You...got shot off a roof? Ouch.

Do I even want to know what happened to the other guy?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yeah well.. partially my fault for lettin' my guard down an' not expectin' the bloke with my job fer th' other team t' show up here.

He's probably still passed out in th' forest is you wanna check on 'im.

[thief_senses]

Um...depends. Will you shoot me if I do?

[bye_to_yer_head]

No. Contrary t' what everyone seems t' think, I don't shoot random people fer no reason.

[thief_senses]

Just wanted to make sure since you said he was the guy from the other team. But if you won't then I think I will go make sure he's okay.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yeah, but you ain't. Jus' don't let th' ornery bloke stab you.

[thief_senses]

I'll do my best.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Roight. Lemme know what you foind out 'bout whoevers behind this.

*And with that he hangs up. The better to go pop some pain pills and sleep on his couch.*